I am aware that the Capricorn season is long gone. I missed it! I messed up bad, and I think I did it on purpose because Capricorn is the one sign that gets under my skin in a way that I haven’t been able to reconcile. I was late last year with the Capri tribute, now I’m doing it again…sigh. What’s my problem anyway???? Anyway, here you go…

What would a Capricorn Say? The questions for each zodiac sign are always the same, but the responses will be according to what I think the particular Sun sign would say. You be the judge on my level of accuracy.

Here we go: What would a Capricorn say…

1) What Should I wear

Uh, ummm, something that I hope is in style, but hey if it’s not a biggie, at least I’m happy with it.

2) How much will I get paid?

Whatever I get paid, you won’t get any of it. I worked hard for it you didn’t. Get out of hear scrub, go find some work.

3) What did she mean by that?

I don’t know really. It may have seemed innocent, but I am sure she is up to no good. I’m gonna keep my eye on her.

4) Is he looking at me?

Why is he looking at me when he needs to be somewhere working and making money. Now if he can find the time between work to show me that he has a decent salary, well then maybe I will allow him to look my way, but not before.

5) How will it get done?

I’ll stay later than anyone else, I’ll micromanage all the details, I’ll work hard and long, and maybe smart too, but it’s not a requirement. Smile, wink, work, work, work.

6) Do they need me?

Well, I’m the boss, so of course they need me. I’ll provide what they need and watch to see if they use it they way I want them to, if not… it will be a longtime before they can ask for my help again!