I was on vacay during Cancer Season, so here it is. It’s late, I know. Stay tuned for a new zodiac series starting next month, uh nope. I mean this month.
What would a Cancer say? The questions for each zodiac sign are always the same, but the responses will be according to what I think the particular Sun sign would say. You be the judge on my level of accuracy.
Here we go: What would a Cancer say…
1) What will I wear?
1) Something that will get an emotional response out of you. I may wear something cultural, so you’ll know I’m deep. I make wear something flashy, so you’ll know that I’m fun. I may wear something white, so you’ll know I’m solemn. Whatever, I put on it is designed for you to know what I’m about.
2) How much will I get paid?
Money is not the issue here. Do you think I’m worth it? That’s the question.
3) What did she mean by that?
She was trying to destroy me. I’ll find a way to destroy her for it.
4) Is he looking at me?
Giggle, giggle, blink, blink of course he was. I’m the most exciting person here.
5) How will it get done?
With flair and panache of course. Did you ever doubt me.
6) Do they need me?
If I can show that I am helping, then I will help. If not, they are up the creek without a paddle.